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Dec 112010
 
World's Most Useless Christmas Present

The perfect present for the existentialist in your household!

Because I’m a tinkerer at heart, I started a Nashville Hackerspace a few months ago called HackNash. So far, our members have put on the Circuit Benders’ Ball (featuring Tim Kaiser among others), shown off our various gadgets, inspired each other, and hosted a Most Useless Machine Ever workshop. Not bad for only three meetups.

What’s the Most Useless Machine? It’s a box with a button. Press the button, and an arm pops out and shuts itself off. Simple! Brilliant! Useless! I first discovered the build via my favorite magazine in the world, Make Magazine. It’s also known as the “Leave Me Alone Box.”

I’m somewhat of a Christmas humbug, so naturally, I decided to style-up my Most Useless Machine in Christmas wrapping paper. All it needs is a tacky “from/to” label with a message like, “Push the button to get all you deserve this Christmas.” Perfect for your least-favorite loved ones! Build your own and put your clips in the comments section!

If you live in the Nashville area and like to build stuff, join our HackNash Facebook group.

Oct 122010
 

We recently recorded full improv soundtracks for TWO classic horror films. I can’t reveal what they are, but I’ll give you a hint. The first had a Ramones song written about it. The second had a sequel in which a character played Ave Maria on the violin.

I was supposed to publish the first horror soundtrack as podcast #36 last Sunday, but. . . I was traveling home late Sunday night from Atlanta, fresh out of the Netherworld Haunted House. Monday morning I was immediately called away to Alabama for a last-minute work trip. I’m still there.

I will publish podcast 36 as soon as I return home, hopefully tomorrow night.

I’ve been visiting quite a few haunted houses lately, some of which will appear in the 3rd Annual Halloween Extravaganza podcast. In Las Vegas, I visited the Freaking Bros. and Chaos at the Cannery haunted houses. Freakling Bros had a room in which the spiked ceiling came downward to crush you. Chaos at the Cannery had a new spin on the completely-black room — a completely white room with smoke so thick, you had no idea how to get out!

Last weekend, I went to Atlanta to record an interview with the creator of the haunted house Chambers of Horror. In their words, CoH is, “Atlanta’s adults-only extreme haunted house. . .the most disturbing and shocking horror attraction in the Southeast!” Without giving too much away, penises shoot liquid at you! While in Atlanta, I also checked out the brand new Atlanta Zombie Apocalypse and the consistently list-topping Netherworld. I have to say I was overall more impressed with the Atlanta haunted houses than the Las Vegas ones. All three Atlanta haunted houses were amazing. Netherworld is easily the best haunted house I’ve ever been through. Look for all this to be included in the Halloween Extravaganza volume 3.

Oct 012010
 

I’m in Las Vegas for the Matador 21 Lost Weekend music festival, and I stumbled upon a cool water vortex sculpture at the Crystal Shops in City Center. I discovered if I pressed my iPhone camera directly against the glass floor, I could produce some cool videos. Check this one out. More are available on the Theatre Intangible YouTube channel. I’ll try to take more cool abstract videos as I see them. And maybe some of Pavement and Jon Spencer Blues Explosion as well. 🙂

Also, completely unrelated, here’s me jumping off the Stratosphere Casino tower:

Vegas!

May 172010
 

A few years ago, I helped my parents move out of my boyhood home.  The attic was our go-to destination for everything we no longer needed but for some reason wanted to keep — outgrown Masters of the Universe toys, mysterious old files of which no one knew the contents, well-stashed 70’s Playboys, and everything in between.  While in the attic sorting through what should be moved and what should be thrown away, I found a hand-colored drawing of what I wanted to be when I grew up.  The note was signed, “Tony age 7.”  The predictable occupations were there: astronaut, fireman, artist, lion tamer.  Also present was a less familiar job.

I wanted to be a glass-blower.

I remember being fascinated by glass-blowers at parks and fairs who would make unicorns and fairies while we watched.  I couldn’t put it into words at the time, but there was something poetic about an art form that wrestled with the extra dimension of time.  Unlike other sculpting mediums, you only have seconds to manipulate glass before you have to dip it back into the flame.  Certain techniques will ruin the piece if not performed perfectly on the first attempt.  Glass-makers have to finesse time just like they finesse pressure, precision, and concept.  Just last year, I finally got to take a one-on-one glass-making course with Nashville artist Lewis Cage; and my appreciation grew with my frustration of the medium’s difficulty.  (If you’re even mildly interested, I highly recommend you take a class with him.)

If there were a living superstar in glass art, it would be Dale Chihuly, famous for his delicate, flowing, often-abstract glass forms.  He even lost an eye to glass — more specifically the glass windshield of his car in a head-on collision.

Chihuly’s work is the subject of a staggering cross-exhibition spanning the Frist Center for the Visual Arts, The Nashville Symphony Orchestra, and Cheekwood.  I have never been more excited about an art event in Nashville.  I’ve only seen one piece of Chihuly’s work in real life — that being the enormous FIORI DI COMO hanging in the lobby of the Bellagio, Las Vegas.  I was a teenager at the time and had no idea who Chihuly was; but I vividly remember being spellbound, unable to take my eyes off the ceiling.

Works of this caliber rarely come to Nashville, and you really need to go out of your way to see these breathtaking pieces.

Nashville sound artist Aaron Hoke Doenges will be performing an original work in response to Chihuly’s work Friday, May 21st at 6pm and again at 7pm.  I interview Aaron about the Chihuly performance, his SoundCrawl: Nashville project, and the state of music in Music City in the second half of this article.